With years spent reading single issues here and there, juggling storylines of dozens of titles, I decided it was time to find a better way to read comics. So, it was off to the back issue bins armed with the longest want list you’ve ever seen! Putting together series after series and reading them in their complete goodness, I was reborn as the Retro-Reader!
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Number of Issues: 4
First Issue: June 2003 ($3.50)
Last Issue: September 2003 ($3.50)
Writer: Evan Dorkin
Artist: Dean Haspiel
This mini-series was published under Marvel’s ill-fated Startling Stories banner which allowed indy creators to take on their mainstream super-heroes.
In an out-of-continuity tale set in Marvel’s Bronze Age, the Thing gets in one of his mopey moods and heads down to his old stomping grounds – Yancy Street. He meets a girl there named Hazel Donovan and they strike up a quick friendship with some not-so-subtle romantic undertones. However, Hazel’s got some secrets … not the least of which is a super-villain ex-boyfriend. And, it’s an ex that wants her back.
Unfortunately for the Thing, when her ex does show up, it’s with three other villains. That’s right … he’s a member of the Frightful Four! They kidnap Hazel to force the Thing to bring them the Ultimate Nullifier – a weapon so powerful that even Galactus is wary of it! However, when he finally does get it to them, their team dynamic falls apart as each untrustworthy villain wants the weapon for himself. But, when the dust settles and the villains have been defeated, will the Thing be able to forgive Hazel for her other secrets?
The Bad: Dean Haspiel’s portrayal of these characters is rather ill-fitted. Especially his version of the Wizard.
The Good: Evan Dorkin (known for his brand of wackiness) shows off his emotional side.
The Verdict: Evan Dorkin’s crafted an emotional story starring everyone’s favorite rockpile superhero! While most recent Thing stories focus on his light-hearted and fun nature, this tale calls to mind older FF issues where the Thing was much less-comfortable in his own (mutated) skin. So, if you miss those classic FF stories with a grumpy Thing and big blow-out battles … this one’s for you!
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